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LaGuardia Plane Crash and Rethinking Air Travel

from Melania’s Humanoid, Missing Scientists, & A Podcast Scam | The Tim Dillon Show #489 · #489

4 min

Tim reacts to the deaths of two pilots at LaGuardia, describes the airport's dangerous layout near Rikers Island, and argues the air travel system is at a breaking point. He riffs on people needlessly flying to visit relatives, imagining a trip to see a sister in Fort Lauderdale ending in mid-tier steakhouse small talk.

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  • Tim says he's been flying a long time and has never felt less safe on a tarmac—the system seems at a breaking point with too many people flying.
  • LaGuardia is a terrible airport with only two runways, too short for international aircraft, sitting right next to Rikers Island.
  • Tim describes the LaGuardia crash as indicative of a broken system, then notes that Air Canada, the airline involved, is actually pretty safe.
  • Tim advises people to seriously consider whether they actually need to travel right now, and to push trips off if possible.
  • He questions whether people really need to visit relatives in Fort Lauderdale when half the time is spent traveling.
  • Tim describes the typical pointless trip: going to a mid-tier steakhouse in Boca, hoping a fire truck doesn't hit the runway so you can eat truffle mac and cheese and listen to your sister talk.
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