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JD Vance Signs Off on the Alien Invasion Plot
from Meghan and Harry, Classic Trump, & $40 Trillion In Debt | The Tim Dillon Show #509 · #509
3 min
Tim closes the bit by imagining JD Vance eagerly co-signing the fake alien invasion plan to destroy LA as revenge for Hollywood panning his Hillbilly Elegy movie.
- Tim's solution to the national debt: stage a fake alien invasion to unite the world under a global council.
- When someone asks about the national debt after repelling aliens, the answer is there are no nations anymore, just people fighting together.
- Tim pivots to why it's silly to make lifeguards first responders given the larger context of planetary invasion and reconstruction.
- The full plan: destroy Los Angeles, rebuild it as a great American story, wash away debt, and unite the world against the aliens.
- JD Vance co-signs this alien invasion scheme immediately, seeing it as justified payback for critics panning Hillbilly Elegy.