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Meghan's Civil Rights Fantasy and Prince Andrew Pitch
from Meghan and Harry, Classic Trump, & $40 Trillion In Debt | The Tim Dillon Show #509 · #509
5 min
Tim riffs further on Real Housewives comparisons, imagines Meghan thinking she'd become a 'Rosa Parks' or Martha Stewart figure, predicts they'll eventually fall in line back in the UK, and jokes she should champion Prince Andrew's rehabilitation.
- Real Housewives claim production schedules destroyed their families while producers get them drunk and film them saying crazy things.
- Tim explains what it actually means to be a working royal: show pictures of your children, occasionally open a women's shelter, take photos in a hijab, that's the franchise.
- Meghan thought she'd come to the UK and become a civil rights leader like Rosa Parks.
- When that failed, she pivoted to being Martha Stewart and did a terrible Netflix show talking down to poor people about cooking and using the right fork.
- Tim predicts Meghan and Harry will go back to the UK and fall in line because there's no escape and no Hollywood left for them.
- She can't even be what she was fifteen years ago—a C-level actress on Suits—let alone become famous in Hollywood.
- They'll accept their destiny and stay in London because that's all they can do now.