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Nobody Wants to Kill Them, and Their Fake Security Fears
from Meghan and Harry, Classic Trump, & $40 Trillion In Debt | The Tim Dillon Show #509 · #509
3 min
Tim mocks the idea that anyone wants to assassinate Harry and Meghan, argues their security costs were cut because they refused to keep doing royal duties, and describes the royal family's real function as tabloid entertainment for a struggling British working class.
- Tim describes the Monteceto estate owner's belief that white supremacists are trying to climb through her windows to kill her.
- Tim lays out the British social contract: royals get castles and lavish lives in exchange for letting the working class obsess over their personal drama.
- A working royal is functionally just a real housewife—hired entertainment for a working class the government has abandoned.
- Tim argues royals don't add tangible value; they exist purely as a reality show for increasingly desperate British workers.
- The tabloid obsession with royal squabbles reduces everything to working-class resentment: 'Must be nice' is the entire transaction.
Jeffrey Epsteinthe British royal family