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Why Lifeguards Aren't Real First Responders

from Meghan and Harry, Classic Trump, & $40 Trillion In Debt | The Tim Dillon Show #509 · #509

4 min

Tim argues lifeguards shouldn't be classified alongside EMTs, police, and firefighters since swimming is voluntary, and that swimmers who go out too far should be allowed to be lost.

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  • Tim argues lifeguards should not be classified as first responders because swimming is a voluntary activity.
  • Firemen, police, and EMTs take greater risks than lifeguards and deserve the first responder designation.
  • Tim proposes closing beaches entirely and implementing a moratorium to let marine environments repair themselves.
  • Lifeguards should operate on a 'swim at your own risk' basis where saving someone is optional, not mandatory.
  • If swimmers venture too far out or into dangerous conditions like rip tides, lifeguards should not be required to attempt a rescue.
  • People swimming at dawn or attempting long ocean laps without lifeguard presence cannot expect emergency intervention.
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