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Lifeguards Push to Be Called First Responders
from Meghan and Harry, Classic Trump, & $40 Trillion In Debt | The Tim Dillon Show #509 · #509
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Tim introduces a news segment about a House resolution to recognize open-water lifeguards as first responders and begins mocking an NBC anchor's confusing delivery.
- Open water lifeguards push for federal recognition as first responders via House resolution.
- Tim argues for closing all beaches permanently due to bacteria, sharks, red tide, and algae blooms.
- Tim proposes a five-year moratorium on beach access to reassess conditions.
- Lifeguard campaign video claims first responders run toward danger while everyone else runs from it.
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