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Closing Riff: Rob Me in English and Rest in Peace Brandon Miller
from Matthew Perry & A Hamptons Tragedy | The Tim Dillon Show #405 · #405
3 min
Tim closes by inviting the 11-year-old Venezuelan robber onto the show if he speaks English, revisits the Israel-as-troubled-friend bit one more time, and sends off Brandon Miller with a mock-sincere hope he scams better in his next life.
- Tim's request: if you're going to rob me, speak English about it.
- The Hampton guy was soft because he kept stealing phones instead of operating at a higher level.
- Tim on geopolitics: if Israel says war with Iran is inevitable, you do it because they're your friend.
- Israel's a bad influence, but America relates to them anyway—like a dumb rich kid wanting friends.
- RIP Brandon Miller: Tim hopes he reincarnates on another planet and pulls off the scam without the weeping at the end.