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The 11-Year-Old Venezuelan Subway Robbery Gang

from Matthew Perry & A Hamptons Tragedy | The Tim Dillon Show #405 · #405

8 min

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Tim reacts to news of an 11-year-old migrant boy arrested as the primary aggressor in a series of NYC subway robberies, riffing that migrants were promised to write Broadway musicals instead of committing crimes, and mocking the idea that no one can criticize a child attacker.

In this bit9 moments
  • 11-year-old Venezuelan migrant arrested in NYC subway for robbery
  • Tim argues he wants children jailed when they commit crimes rather than given programs
  • Young migrant criminal was supposedly supposed to be writing musicals like Hamilton instead of robbing people
  • Black tow truck driver in Harlem warned Tim about Venezuelan gang stealing phones, then endorsed Trump
  • The 11-year-old and 17-year-old were attacking subway riders together, with the child identified as primary aggressor
  • Tim was promised that immigrants came to America to become trans composers, not to commit violence
  • Tim jokes that Trump would announce execution of the 11-year-old on day one
  • They acknowledge the kid deserves sympathy but argue the situation with Venezuelans is getting out of hand
  • People actually living in poor neighborhoods say there are too many Venezuelan robberies happening now
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