rant · moment 5 of 20
Meghan Markle Ran a Scam, and Kudos to Her
from Love and Lizards | The Tim Dillon Show #326 · #326
4 min
Tim compares the royal family to Hollywood actors, argues Meghan Markle successfully extracted Harry and $100 million from the family in a calculated play, and says he actually respects her for it.
- Royal family are vampire freaks who watch cooking shows and eat orphans, but they stay out of controversial topics unlike modern celebrities.
- Tim says there's something nice about the royals' old-school tradition of not getting political.
- Meghan Markle is similar to the royals—she's constantly curating her image the way all mediocre actors do.
- In her documentary, Markle claims she was always the smart one, but stopped playing that angle once she became hot and became an actress instead.
- Tim respects Markle because she ran a high-level scam and separated Harry from his family for $100 million.
- Even his own wife Leanne agrees with Tim's take on Markle, going yes yes yes when he ranted about it.
- The real shock is the paparazzi and media firestorm around Harry—the most eligible bachelor in the world marrying into this situation.
- Tim wants to watch the trailer before commenting further, but he's confident he's right about Markle's scam.