rant · moment 15 of 20
The 'We Love LA' Homeless Choir Bit
from Love and Lizards | The Tim Dillon Show #326 · #326
5 min
Tim builds an elaborate fantasy where instead of removing homeless encampments, Karen Bass should have them sing a choreographed 'We Love LA' number behind her at the inauguration in exchange for drugs.
- Tim proposes drugging homeless people and making them sing in a choir as an alternative to removing them from LA.
- Imagines homeless choir performing at the LA mayor's inauguration behind Karen Bass.
- Tim acknowledges not all homeless people will cooperate, but promises of drugs will ensure some show up to rehearsals.
- Notes LA lacks an iconic song like New York has 'New York, New York,' proposes 'We Love LA' instead.
- Visualizes the full scene: homeless choir in formation behind Karen Bass during her inauguration as mayor.
- Tim performs the homeless choir's imagined song, complete with swaying and handling missing sheet music.
- Karen Bass checks on the performers while occasional violence is quickly managed by removing people from the formation.
- Claims this homeless choir solution is far superior to actually moving homeless people out of their homes.
- Adds merchandising details: performers get 'I Love LA' and Karen Bass inaugural shirts and swag bags afterward.
- Concludes the performers would then run through the streets wearing their merchandise from the inauguration event.
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