rant · moment 3 of 20
Nobody Gets Famous By Accident
from Love and Lizards | The Tim Dillon Show #326 · #326
3 min
Tim argues Meghan Markle knew exactly what she was getting into with Prince Harry given her age and awareness of the royal family's history, including the death of Princess Diana and the British press's brutality.
- Nobody accidentally dates the Prince of Sussex or whatever title applies.
- Tim estimates Meghan Markle is around his age, 30 to 41 or older.
- Her documentary claim of being unprepared for media scrutiny doesn't hold up given what she knew about Diana.
- Tim deflects accusations that criticism of Meghan is racial by comparing it to claiming he faces daily discrimination for being gay.
- Prince Harry is an inbred guy doing conservation work in Africa rather than anything meaningful for Britain.
- Britain sends its least important royals to Africa to study things like rhinoceros irrigation systems.