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Closing Riff: Hubris, Trump's Foreign Policy, and Endorsing Meghan Markle for President

from Little Moments With Meghan Markle | The Tim Dillon Show #435 · #435

7 min

Tim closes by praising some of Trump's foreign policy realism while warning that handing power to Elon Musk is the same hubris that sank the Biden administration, then jokingly endorses Meghan Markle for president in 2028 based on her ruthless, undeterred nature.

In this bit10 moments
  • People not chosen to merge with AI will end up on suicide apps and self-deport from Earth.
  • Tim supports Trump's foreign policy on withdrawing from Ukraine and acknowledging China and Russia as shared planet powers.
  • Handing the presidency to Elon Musk running around with a chainsaw on ketamine is the biggest mistake and the same hubris that sank Biden.
  • Joan Rivers told Louis C.K. on Louie: "Know when you're lucky," but nobody in politics seems able to do that.
  • People want normality—no open borders, no biological men in women's sports, no Christian theocracy, no Elon destroying Social Security.
  • Conservatism's entire philosophy is to slow the pace of disorienting change, but instead we have a transhumanist screaming about eliminating the parks department.
  • Tim endorses Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex, as the next president because she defeated the monarchy.
  • Meghan has the internal demon needed to be president—she's making her own honey in Santa Barbara while being completely undeterred by criticism.
  • She's a born leader who doesn't care what anyone thinks of her, which is what a president needs to be.
  • The presidency is about little moments—celebrating yourself, loving yourself, family, good friends—not perfection.
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Joe BidenElon MuskKamala HarrisJoan RiversMeghan, Duchess of SussexLouis C.K.Mindy Kaling

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