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The Government's Self-Deportation App

from Little Moments With Meghan Markle | The Tim Dillon Show #435 · #435

8 min

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Tim covers the new CBP Home app that lets undocumented immigrants self-deport by clicking "leave," mocking its buggy design, one-star reviews, and the dystopian idea of an app-based deportation and self-deportation "campaign."

In this bit13 moments
  • Tim advises against flying or traveling anywhere unless absolutely necessary.
  • Trump Administration repurposes asylum app into self-deportation tool for undocumented immigrants.
  • The deportation app gives migrants two options: self-deport easily on the app or face harder enforcement.
  • Tim questions who would actually use a self-deportation app instead of just staying and taking their chances.
  • DHS backs the app with a $200 million campaign telling undocumented migrants to stay out and leave now.
  • Tim compares the app to a DoorDash for immigrants, describing it as just a push notification telling people to get out.
  • Tim jokes about whether the app works like Venmo, letting immigrants track each other's departure locations.
  • Tech community involvement with Trump's deportation projects represents Silicon Valley's latest venture with the administration.
  • The app's Orwellian interface requires users to view and verify their own departure, complete with maps and arrows.
  • CBP Home app has 2.9-star ratings with user complaints about bugs and technical failures in the appointment system.
  • Tim examines bad reviews, including one from someone who managed to self-deport, versus complaints about broken profile fields.
  • Tech dystopia has reached the point where people being deported are just angry about the app itself rather than policy.
  • Tim projects a future where all government functions devolve into apps, even suicide assistance, with users reviewing broken features.
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