News · moment 11 of 12
The Government's Self-Deportation App
from Little Moments With Meghan Markle | The Tim Dillon Show #435 · #435
8 min
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Tim covers the new CBP Home app that lets undocumented immigrants self-deport by clicking "leave," mocking its buggy design, one-star reviews, and the dystopian idea of an app-based deportation and self-deportation "campaign."
- Tim advises against flying or traveling anywhere unless absolutely necessary.
- Trump Administration repurposes asylum app into self-deportation tool for undocumented immigrants.
- The deportation app gives migrants two options: self-deport easily on the app or face harder enforcement.
- Tim questions who would actually use a self-deportation app instead of just staying and taking their chances.
- DHS backs the app with a $200 million campaign telling undocumented migrants to stay out and leave now.
- Tim compares the app to a DoorDash for immigrants, describing it as just a push notification telling people to get out.
- Tim jokes about whether the app works like Venmo, letting immigrants track each other's departure locations.
- Tech community involvement with Trump's deportation projects represents Silicon Valley's latest venture with the administration.
- The app's Orwellian interface requires users to view and verify their own departure, complete with maps and arrows.
- CBP Home app has 2.9-star ratings with user complaints about bugs and technical failures in the appointment system.
- Tim examines bad reviews, including one from someone who managed to self-deport, versus complaints about broken profile fields.
- Tech dystopia has reached the point where people being deported are just angry about the app itself rather than policy.
- Tim projects a future where all government functions devolve into apps, even suicide assistance, with users reviewing broken features.