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Demon Possession on an American Airlines Flight
from Little Moments With Meghan Markle | The Tim Dillon Show #435 · #435
4 min
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Tim reads a news story about a passenger who believed he was possessed by a demon on a flight to Miami, swallowed rosary beads, and attacked a flight attendant, then riffs on adding demonic possession screening to TSA lines.
- Passenger on American Airlines flight to Miami was possessed by demons, swallowing rosary beads and kicking flight attendants.
- Tim explains this is now another hazard of flying—not just mechanical failure or air traffic issues, but actual demons on the plane.
- Airport security will now need to add demonic possession screening to their questions alongside liquids and laptops.
- TSA should create a separate line for people currently being possessed by demons, just handing them a rosary.