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Meghan Markle's 'With Love, Meghan' Netflix Show Is Unhinged
from Little Moments With Meghan Markle | The Tim Dillon Show #435 · #435
15 min
Tim gives an extended riff on Meghan Markle's Netflix lifestyle show, calling her a friendless, power-hungry sociopath doing an impression of a human being, imagining twisted alternate dialogue where she confesses to destroying the monarchy, and predicting she'll parlay the show into a Martha Stewart-style empire.
- Meghan Markle is criminally insane, and the show's entertainment value comes from the depths of her insanity revealing themselves throughout the program.
- Every person on the show is someone she hates because Meghan Markle doesn't have friends—she has connections and people whose necks she can step on.
- Meghan Markle in her own show proves it's not about race but about the demon that lives inside all of us.
- The 'creativity' she's missed is making pasta, turmeric tea, and honey—simple kitchen moments she frames as profound personal expression.
- Tim riffs on her juxtaposing casual cooking advice with references to destroying a monarchy and killing the royal family members.
- Tim is trying to get Meghan to do a promo for his Netflix special but expects she'll refuse because he respects her even though most people hate her.
- The hatred in her eyes for her guests is something Tim aspires to—she doesn't want to prance around with celebrities like Mindy Kaling because she wants to be much more famous.
- Meghan thinks of Americans as pigs and disgusting people who don't know how to use silverware, and her hatred of the audience is what fuels her success.
- She's not playing to common people but has aimed her laser at the richest people on Earth, knowing that winning them over will eventually trickle down to the masses.
- Tim absurdly extends her casual cooking philosophy to narcan administration—teaching people how to make their own narcan in the basement for when their son overdoses at a house party.
- During an interaction with Mindy Kaling, Meghan subtly demeans her, making it clear she views her as beneath her imperial status.
- Meghan is not a human being but rather doing an impression of one—her demon is completely visible in her eyes.
- She remains above any meaningful or authentic human moment, and everything she does is purely transactional on her path to becoming a billionaire with a Martha Stewart-like empire.
- Tim predicts she might become a billionaire in four or five seasons and eventually tell the Royal family to fuck off—and she might actually be right.
Meghan MarkleMorgan and MorganMindy KalingMartha Stewart