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Fecal Bacteria Closes Beaches and the Tech Elite's Escape Plan
from Lindsey Graham, Invading Iran & The Summer of Sh*t | The Tim Dillon Show #504 · #504
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Tim reacts to news of bacteria/fecal contamination shutting down beaches nationwide, spinning it into a theory that tech elites know the planet is dying and are building a pacifying digital/AI grid (and merging with AI) to escape while everyone else is stuck in a decaying, feces-filled world, capped by RFK Jr.'s yak-fighting video.
- Fecal bacteria shuts down beaches coast to coast in the US.
- Tech people know we're at the end of a livable planet and are trying to get out of here.
- Factories dump bacteria and waste in oceans without consequence, spoiling the planet.
- Before escaping, tech elite need to build a digital grid to pacify people while they figure out how to leave Earth.
- Tim doubts the tech elite will actually escape—they'll go down with the ship like everyone else.
- RFK Jr. is supposed to fix food and vaccines but is instead making vacation content fighting a yak.
- Tech people know the situation is hopeless and need to keep everyone distracted with the metaverse while they plan their escape.
- The plan is to merge with AI and quantum computing so they can leave Earth and abandon the rest of humanity.
- Every news story this summer has been about fecal matter—the planet is literally turning to shit.
- Tech billionaires want to give people VR glasses so they can shit themselves on their couches while watching the World Cup as the elite escape.
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