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JD Vance's Future Nuke-Tour Apology Podcast Circuit
from Lindsey Graham, Invading Iran & The Summer of Sh*t | The Tim Dillon Show #504 · #504
3 min
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Tim does an extended bit imagining JD Vance on Rogan and Call Her Daddy justifying a future US nuking of Iran with hollow Christian platitudes, before segueing into a Neutrafol hair growth ad.
- Tim describes sitting in the situation room when nuclear weapons were fired at Iran, emphasizing his Christian faith and prayer during the attack.
- JD Vance reflects on the randomness of life — never imagining he'd be in the situation room overseeing a nuclear strike on Iran.
- Tim depicts Vance having dinner with Usha after the nuclear attack, mocking her as part of a "demon religion" that doesn't eat meat.
- Vice President Vance treats the nuclear strike as just another workday — comparable to teaching kids or trading stocks, except he vaporized people.
- Tim predicts JD Vance will embark on a "nuke tour" podcast circuit, appearing on shows like Caller Daddy to justify the use of nuclear weapons on Iran.