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The Bombing Group Chat Is Just a Job
from Leaked Group Chats & Door Dash Debt | The Tim Dillon Show #437 · #437
5 min
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Tim continues dissecting the leaked Signal chat, comparing it to a Chipotle employee group chat, arguing bombing people is just the government's routine job and that no one should be shocked or outraged, then explains why the Houthis specifically are a safe, expendable bombing target.
- Government isn't real unless we're bombing someone—it's just not a real thing.
- Running a bombing program is like working at Chipotle and texting your group chat about a coworker touching the food.
- Why would anyone be shocked to find out we're bombing people? This should just be a news ticker on Fox News.
- Job review for a bombing team: they got together, reviewed intelligence, decided to bomb them—that's the whole reason government exists.
- The Houthis are expendable; we can't go to war with Iran because they have allies like China and Russia, but nobody cares about the Houthis.
- We need groups like Al-Qaeda and ISIS—radical psychopaths who do stuff so we can bomb them, the one thing we truly understand.
- We can't bomb white people in Greenland because we'd have to go into Denmark, but the Houthis in the sea are perfect targets.
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