rant · moment 14 of 15
The Rosewood Furniture Story and Deportation Wrap-up
from Leaked Group Chats & Door Dash Debt | The Tim Dillon Show #437 · #437
3 min
Tim tells a story about a furniture store salesman explaining why rare Brazilian rosewood is so expensive, using it as a segue back into his argument against deporting the protesting student and joking about her.
- Tim visits a furniture store and learns an $80,000 table is Brazilian rosewood, no longer legally harvestable due to deforestation.
- The scarcity of rosewood drives prices up because life is precious and rare—a metaphor for why we shouldn't be deporting people.
- Tim refuses to keep arguing with friends who claim everyone in government is a Zionist; he asks them to name specific people.
- He breaks into a rambling story about meeting a strange lady on a hippy trail who may harbor 'Kill Whitey' ideology but shouldn't be deported.
- Rather than deporting controversial people, make them work at the Mothership so they can see the best of America.
Morgan and MorganBrazilian rosewood