rant · moment 19 of 27

Don't Build Disney World Malibu

from LA Fires Emergency Podcast | The Tim Dillon Show #426 · #426

2 min

Tim rants that Malibu's rebuild should not become a tourist trap with hotels or theme parks, insisting the Palisades should be rebuilt exclusively for billionaires.

In this bit7 moments
  • Tim warns Black Rock not to build hotels in Malibu to attract Long Island tourists he grew up with.
  • The point of Malibu is for rich people gone insane who think the ocean is their teacher.
  • Tim refuses to let Malibu become Ocean City Maryland full of cheap tourists and novelty attractions.
  • If Disney World Malibu gets built, Tim threatens to light it on fire and do the same to Harry Potter World in the Palisades.
  • The Palisades should rebuild with only six houses, each worth a billion dollars, occupied by competing billionaires.
  • Tim vows to drive homeless people with gas cans around Malibu if developers bring in tourists and theme parks.
  • Don't do Disney World Malibu or face the consequences.
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