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Teenage Dine and Dash Stories
from Knuckleheads & Dodo Birds | The Tim Dillon Show #366 · #366
5 min
Tim and Mike Cannon swap stories of dining and dashing as teenagers at TGI Fridays and a diner in Rockland County, and Tim recalls threatening a neighbor with butcher knives as a kid.
- Woman at Applebee's fakes a slip-and-fall by lying down in Purell on the ground.
- Manager checks security footage, denies her demands, and threatens to call police.
- Tim reflects on the appeal of committing to a dine-and-dash at Applebee's for a two-for-twenty deal.
- Tim recounts running out of Boulder Creek Steakhouse in Hicksville as a kid after a rude Friday's waitress.
- Tim sneaks back into Friday's alone, grabs money from the register, and distributes cash to friends in the car.
- At Blauvelt Diner in Rockland County, Tim's group left payment in a milkshake to spite a mean waitress.
- Tim argues that teenage petty crime and vandalism are developmentally appropriate.
- Tim and friends pulled fences out of the ground, threw eggs at gym-goers, and destroyed property as kids.
- At age ten, Tim and a friend smashed a French neighbor's tree into splinters with baseball bats because he looked at them weird.
- Tim and a friend threatened a neighbor woman named Jill with butcher knives at age twelve, leading to police involvement and a PINS petition.
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