rant · moment 10 of 29
Kids Fighting on Prime and Not Wanting to Live Here
from Kevin Spacey's Soup & AI Saints | The Tim Dillon Show #393 · #393
1 min
He escalates into a bit about parents cheering on caffeine-fueled kids fighting on school buses, closing with mock despair about living in this country.
- Tim's parents fed him Nestle Quick and bacon egg and cheese sandwiches growing up, and he questions whether any breakfast food is actually good.
- Instead of roasting chickens, parents should give kids cans of Prime energy drink and put them on school buses to fight like dogs.
- Tim imagines calling coworkers to brag about fight videos of his son hopped up on Prime beating other kids bloody on the bus.
- Watching kids fueled by 200 milligrams of caffeine hospitalize each other on school buses makes Tim decide he doesn't want to live in this country anymore.
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