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Kids Fighting on Prime and Not Wanting to Live Here

from Kevin Spacey's Soup & AI Saints | The Tim Dillon Show #393 · #393

1 min

He escalates into a bit about parents cheering on caffeine-fueled kids fighting on school buses, closing with mock despair about living in this country.

In this bit4 moments
  • Tim's parents fed him Nestle Quick and bacon egg and cheese sandwiches growing up, and he questions whether any breakfast food is actually good.
  • Instead of roasting chickens, parents should give kids cans of Prime energy drink and put them on school buses to fight like dogs.
  • Tim imagines calling coworkers to brag about fight videos of his son hopped up on Prime beating other kids bloody on the bus.
  • Watching kids fueled by 200 milligrams of caffeine hospitalize each other on school buses makes Tim decide he doesn't want to live in this country anymore.
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