rant · moment 18 of 19
Meghan Markle's American Riviera Orchard Lifestyle Brand Exposed
from Kate Middleton & Sociopaths With Logos | The Tim Dillon Show #384 · #384
9 min
Tim tears into Meghan Markle's new lifestyle brand American Riviera Orchard, arguing her entire anti-racism crusade and royal exit were just a launchpad to eventually sell products like Target-style plates and napkin holders to dumb consumers, comparing her to other female entrepreneurs like Whitney Wolfe and Carly Fiorina.
- Tim observes how dumb Americans are for falling for Meghan Markle's obvious manipulation.
- Meghan Markle left the royal family claiming to oppose racism, then leveraged that capital to launch a lifestyle brand.
- Her failed Netflix podcast and cartoon projects led inevitably to what she always wanted: selling things at Target.
- American Riviera Orchard is a lifestyle brand designed to extract money from stupid white women.
- Tim respects Markle's honesty about what celebrity can no longer deliver—fame and acting are over, so you sell products instead.
- Acting is finished in Hollywood; the only reliable business left is consumer products that dumb people will buy.
- Tim does a bit as the Queen in heaven, disappointed that her son married a woman who just wanted to sell plates at Target.
- The entire point of her anti-racism crusade was to build capital to sell consumer products.
- Getting dumb white women to buy American Riviera Orchard is the only way left to make money in America.
- Whenever anyone goes on a moralistic crusade, it's really just consumer products—the government does this with missiles, Meghan does it with plates.
Meghan MarkleAmerican Riviera OrchardChrissy TeigenVladimir PutinDolly LenzTargetAdriana La CervaRyan ReynoldsJessica Alba