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Closing: Jill Biden Must Kill Her Husband in 48 Hours
from Joe Biden & Something Different | The Tim Dillon Show #398 · #398
3 min
Tim closes by returning to Jill Biden as the one who must 'sacrifice' Joe, describing the darkness in her eyes, her Vogue cover, and predicting a dramatic state funeral with an Obama eulogy as the resolution to the whole saga.
- Jill Biden at the apex of her power, walking this corpse from room to room—she cannot stop because the family can't afford what comes next.
- Tim reads darkness in her eyes and compares it to wearing sunglasses to keep people away from him.
- She talks about their marriage proposal like it happened in the Mesozoic era, spanning 40-plus years.
- Her Vogue cover says 'We will decide our future'—a funny statement for a first lady photo.
- Boomers get one last dance on the ashes of the country before they have to be dragged out by the sheriff, like an eviction.
- Jill Biden must kill her husband in front of everybody—then we might almost forgive her.