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Which Celebrities Would You Freak Out to Meet: Woody Allen, Letterman, Spade

from Jessica Kirson & The Revenge Of The Basic | The Tim Dillon Show #387 · #387

4 min

Jessica and Tim discuss which celebrities they'd want to meet, including wanting to look Woody Allen in the eye to judge his guilt, David Letterman as a 'taker,' and hanging out with David Spade in LA.

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  • Tim asks who would freak you out to meet and explains his fascination with Woody Allen — wanting to look in his eyes and determine if he's guilty.
  • Allen as an opera-like figure, a New York staple, but the added complication that he's around a lot of kids.
  • Guest mentions David Letterman as someone he'd freak out to meet, watched him every night growing up.
  • Guest says he never liked Letterman despite thinking he's brilliant, categorizing him as a taker rather than a giver in comedy.
  • Tim mentions Spade would be interesting because he fears him, notes Spade's wife is a fan and lives in LA.
  • Guest hangs out with David Spade in LA and describes it as weird to befriend someone you grew up watching.
  • Tim observes that huge celebrities are often so normal that it's disappointing — people freak out over them but then you wish you didn't know that about them.
  • Guest explains the most famous people are easier to be around because they're not hungry and trying anymore.
  • Tim brings up being in Nobu recently with Taylor Swift, DiCaprio, Travis Kelce, and Robert DeNiro all present.
  • Guest agrees that celebrity worship is dying down, invoking Andy Warhol's fifteen minutes of fame quote as the future.
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David LettermanDavid SpadeTaylor SwiftRobert De Niro

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