rant · moment 12 of 12
Food Recalls, Fast Food Safety, and Closing on 'The End Times'
from JD Vance, Drafted To Iran, & The End Times | The Tim Dillon Show #511 · #511
4 min
Tim closes by riffing on constant food recalls (lettuce, eggs, guacamole) making fast food paradoxically the "safest" option, tying it back to the DoorDash-to-debt-to-Iran bit and Vance's end times comment before signing off.
- Tim questions whether a political leader saying 'we're living in the end times' and being fine with it represents the moment he'd stop being shocked by anything.
- What kids are supposed to do when hearing the country's in the end times: go to Chipotle, get a bowl, maybe enlist in the army to pay off debt.
- Food recalls are happening every 36 hours—white rice, lettuce, guacamole—everything's rotting and unsafe.
- The only safe food in America is now fast food, as long as you don't eat the lettuce, creating a country where the healthiest people eat Taco Bell without vegetables.
- We've built a system where fast food ordered through DoorDash and eaten into debt is the healthiest option, which somehow connects back to Iran and the end times.
- Tim's closing advice: stay positive, even though he doesn't know what to do anymore in end times America.