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Midterm Odds and Ken Paxton's Elfish Rival

from Jane Doe, Russian Plague, & The Black Epstein | The Tim Dillon Show #516 · #516

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Tim covers Polymarket odds on Democrats sweeping the midterms, then mocks Ken Paxton's appearance versus the 'elfish' appeal of his opponent Terico, comparing political attractiveness trends to past 'rat-faced men' crazes.

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  • Polymarket odds on the midterms: 64% Democrats take Senate, 91% take House.
  • Terico sits at 61% to beat Ken Paxton, who people like because he has an elfish quality.
  • Voters increasingly prefer candidates based on their resemblance to fantasy archetypes rather than policy.
  • Ken Paxton looks like a piece of shit, with one eye positioned wrongly on his face.
  • Paxton resembles a drunk medieval beggar, whereas Terico is a fun elf people actually want to support.
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