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Cornell 7 Phone Calls and the Amy Poehler Crossover Fantasy
from Jane Doe, Russian Plague, & The Black Epstein | The Tim Dillon Show #516 · #516
11 min
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Tim plays and reacts to leaked phone calls between Jane Doe, Winston Lee, and Matthew Engles from the Cornell case, catching Lee in lies, then riffs on Amy Poehler's Giggly Squad podcast and pitches a bit where he and Poehler dress as Holmes and Watson to investigate the Cornell frat houses.
- Tim jokes he'd want his children to be Asian, then expresses disappointment that one of the Cornell 7 accused assailants was Asian.
- He watches Giggly Squad and admits female podcasts he dismissed are actually funny, including Amy Poehler's show.
- Tim describes Amy Poehler's podcast as boringly peaceful—guests discussing water preferences and favorite colors instead of substantive topics.
- He pitches the idea of Amy Poehler having the Cornell 7 accused on her show, asking softball questions about sparkling versus still water.
- Winston Lee is caught lying on a recorded call—the Snapchat thread explicitly referenced 'whip it out,' contradicting his denial.
- Tim proposes a crossover fantasy: he and Amy Poehler dress as Sherlock Holmes and Watson, investigate Cornell frat houses as a miniseries.
- School systems in France are in revolt as Tim pivots to discussing the Cornell investigation phone calls.
- Matthew Engles denies Jane Doe's account of her intoxication, claiming she said she was sober and hadn't been anywhere.
- Engles suggests both their memories might be inaccurate, yet he had posted a photo of Jane Doe in bed with an invitation saying 'Boys, come whip it out.'
- Cornell expelled Engles and another student; Tim notes the situation suggests potential civil and criminal liability.
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