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Skull and Bones Goes Woke
from Illuminati of Diversity | The Tim Dillon Show #377 · #377
9 min
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Tim reacts to an article about Yale's Skull and Bones society removing portraits of old white members and replacing them with social justice signage, arguing the new members want the elite benefits of the secret society while pretending to be different.
- Tim describes what Skull and Bones actually entails: mostly just old Boomers complaining about their lives and past indiscretions.
- Gavin Newsom and his wife are idiots with no depth, and Newsom succeeds in California only because Californians are even dumber.
- Tim imagines the Clintons poisoning Gavin and his wife at a dinner where they confess all their secrets in a Shakespearean moment of unburdening.
- Skull and Bones used to recruit sociopaths from the wealthy elite, but now it's implementing diversity, equity, and inclusion in the secret society.
- The Skull and Bones tomb took down all pictures of old white men because they weren't diverse enough, which undermines the whole purpose of joining.
- Skull and Bones taps seniors from Yale for initiation, but the real power has shifted away from these people to others Tim plans to discuss.
- New initiates want all the benefits of the elite power structure and money, but also want to signal that they're morally good and against colonizers.
- Tim criticizes how melted these kids' brains are: they're in the tomb wanting to be elite and rich while pretending they want to do it for the right reasons.
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