rant · moment 7 of 18
Kidnapping World Leaders as the New Tariff Policy
from ICE In Minnesota & Venezuela Without Maduro | The Tim Dillon Show #478 · #478
5 min
Continuing the riff, he frames kidnapping foreign leaders as the 'real tariff,' predicts instability in Venezuela after Maduro's fall, and describes America's new foreign policy as literally showing up to kidnap people worldwide.
- Tim describes the administration's strategy to lower gas prices so dramatically that even grieving families would overlook violence and chaos.
- The chaos unleashed abroad will eventually reach home, escalating from foreign countries to children killing their parents — the consequence of normalized violence.
- Tim announces the real tariff strategy: kidnapping world leaders instead of waiting for factories to build themselves.
- Tariff talk promised domestic factory building, but the administration abandoned that for kidnapping foreign leaders as the faster approach.
- Venezuela's situation will turn chaotic; military Maduro loyalists will have to fall in line, requiring the U.S. to buy off and kill people to manage the transition.
- Removing a dictator creates instability because some people actually liked him, while others hated him for killing their families.
- If Trump were kidnapped, half the country would celebrate while the other half would hate it — it's just how these things work.
- American foreign policy will now involve kidnapping leaders worldwide, arriving like Santa Claus but with abductions instead of presents.
- The hope is that kidnapping world leaders will lower the cost of living, since nothing else has worked to reduce it.
- This kidnapping strategy reads like a 1990s action movie — expect to see world leaders perp-walked in Brooklyn while hoping prices drop as a result.