rant · moment 6 of 18
Kidnapping Maduro to Lower Gas Prices
from ICE In Minnesota & Venezuela Without Maduro | The Tim Dillon Show #478 · #478
6 min
Tim discusses the capture of Maduro and the U.S. stealing Venezuelan oil, arguing it's really about lowering commodity prices, and imagines a future where the U.S. routinely kidnaps foreign leaders (and eventually American officials) to control costs of goods like blueberries and maple syrup.
- Tim claims the US captured Maduro and is stealing Venezuela's oil, and gas prices must come down to justify it.
- It's now widely accepted that military interventions are just about stealing oil, with no pretense otherwise.
- The American people won't care about kidnapping foreign leaders if commodity prices fall as a result.
- Tim describes waking up to news headlines about different world leaders the US has kidnapped, presented as routine.
- He catalogs what resources each country provides: Colombia yields blow and coffee; the pattern extends to any nation.
- Before World War III arrives, the US will kidnap foreign leaders to artificially lower the cost of imported goods.
- Tim imagines a grocery store scenario where cheap blueberries result from special forces assassinating Maine's governor.
- Citizens won't care about the violence or ethical cost if cheaper gas reaches $3 a gallon.
- The precedent is established: the US will kidnap leaders overseas, fly them to Brooklyn, and steal their resources.
- Eventually this practice expands domestically—cheap maple syrup justified by burning Vermont's governor and his family.
- Trump and leadership know they must cheapen gas and food or face revolt as life deteriorates for ordinary people.
- They cannot maintain the current economic trajectory without making life materially easier for the population.
- Easier life for people is the only way to prevent collapse.