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Fake Emotional Support Animals and the Death of Airbnb
from I'm On Strike | The Tim Dillon Show #354 · #354
6 min
Continuing the Airbnb host vlog reaction, Tim rants about fake ESA animal scams in California and declares Airbnb collapsing as a societal good, urging people back to hotels.
- Airbnb hosts are terrified of bad reviews in their first months and have learned to "speak their truth" about guests who break rules.
- Tim attacks the Airbnb checkout policy requiring guests to clean the entire house, throw out half-drunk water bottles, and wash towels despite paying a cleaning fee.
- Hosts like these are being driven out of the market because they have a sick obsession with curating a perfect experience and bossing around other adults.
- Tim mocks the host's complaint about finding cleaners in the high desert by pointing out she's really looking for slaves.
- California Airbnb hosts explain they allow certified service animals and ESA animals but clarify there's confusion about how people abuse the ESA loophole.
- Emotional support animals are fake and don't actually exist except for severely autistic nonverbal people or blind people, according to Tim.
- Tim celebrates that Airbnb is collapsing because the American public is getting smarter and won't tolerate the insane passive-aggressive treatment from hosts obsessed with rules.
- Anyone still booking Airbnbs now is a loser and a killer, since hotels are back and nobody should be walking into somebody else's house.