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Jason Bourne-Style Hits on the Hantavirus Passengers

from Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies | The Tim Dillon Show #495 · #495

9 min

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Watching ABC News coverage of the outbreak and deaths aboard the ship, Tim escalates his bit into demanding covert assassinations, drone strikes, and even alien intervention to destroy the ship before it can dock.

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  • Tim's proposal: claim you don't have hantavirus and offer to kill everyone on the boat to prove it.
  • People can't stop filming on screens no matter the circumstances, even infected on a virus boat.
  • Tim dissects the absurdity of the passengers' statement that they're real people with families.
  • Comparing the situation to Flight 93, Tim says something has to be done about the hantavirus passengers.
  • Passengers should be hunted down by special operations teams and killed in Jason Bourne-style fashion to look like accidents.
  • Cruises become nightmares so quickly, especially after the captain announces a passenger death.
  • Tim escalates: the entire boat has to be blown to smithereens in the middle of the sea.
  • Responding to whether he sounds heartless, Tim insists bombing the ship is for the good of all.
  • Tim invokes Tim Burchett's alien UFO bases as a potential solution to sink the hantavirus ship.
  • The compassionate course of action is to blow the ship up with everyone on it, but give them ten minutes to make final videos first.
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hantavirusJason BourneWorld Health OrganizationTim BurchettRhode IslandSouth AfricaSwitzerlandCape of Good HopeCanary Islands

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