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Walk the Plank: The Passenger's Viral Hantavirus Video
from Hantavirus Cruise & iPad Babies | The Tim Dillon Show #495 · #495
9 min
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Tim reacts to a passenger's emotional video statement from the cruise ship, mocking its vague 'we're real people' messaging and continuing his bit that everyone aboard should be killed, drowned, or made to walk the plank rather than allowed home.
- Tim proposes disguising plague ships as terrorist attacks to dispose of sick cruise passengers.
- Tim questions why anyone would voluntarily board a cruise ship in the first place.
- Tim mocks the passenger for saying "We're not just a story" while refusing to acknowledge why the ship can't dock.
- Tim insists the hantavirus cruise ship should be struck with a missile, noting he feels bad for the passenger but they chose this.
- People bring rare outbreaks from cruise ship buffets then complain they can't walk around free—they live with their choices.
- Tim says he's soured on Trump's decisions but would support him again if he destroyed the hantavirus cruise ship.
- Why does everyone feel compelled to make a statement video instead of just describing their situation plainly?
- The selfless thing for hantavirus cruise passengers to do is walk the plank themselves.
- The passenger's statement claiming uncertainty and desire for safety is meaningless—he's basically saying nothing of substance.
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