rant · moment 5 of 24
The Clintons in Their Old Age
from Gutsy | The Tim Dillon Show #315 · #315
2 min
Tim imagines an elderly, physically decrepit Bill and Hillary Clinton wandering the Hamptons, then pivots to how ex-presidents all end up in the entertainment business like the Obamas.
- The Clintons never go away and are now in their mid-hundreds, both visibly overweight
- Bill looks dead and stroke-like, a vegan who lost interest in life after his heart condition
- The Clintons walk the Hamptons with their daughter and Secret Service, appearing to simply exist through their final days
- Ex-presidents enter the entertainment business upon leaving office—the Obamas with Netflix, Trump always was, Hillary with her show Gutsy
- Gutsy features A-list celebrities like Goldie Hawn, Kate Hudson, Amy Schumer, Kim Kardashian, and Megan Thee Stallion
- Tim appreciates that Hillary didn't cast non-famous women or teachers from Detroit on the show
- The show instead promotes multi-millionaire celebrities and tells regular people how brave and gutsy Amy Schumer is
Bill ClintonAmy SchumerHillary ClintonDonald TrumpObamasMegan Thee StallionGoldie HawnKate HudsonKim Kardashian