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Continuing the Merch Bit: Bailing Out His Son and the Emergency Fund
from Gutsy | The Tim Dillon Show #315 · #315
5 min
SponsorTim Dillon Show Merch
Tim continues the character bit, describing the family's emergency fund used to bail out a son accused of rape and fix a car, all while insisting he must buy the merch no matter what.
- Tim's emergency fund is reserved for his son's rape accusation bail and his wife's car repairs.
- He argues to his wife that a podcaster with three houses deserves more money and was raised in a different time.
- His wife refuses to let him spend money on merch, so he describes a fantasy suicide wearing the Tim Dillon Show hoodie.
- In the fantasy, his family sleeps through the gunshot because they're on pills and booze, then finds him dead in the merch.
- Tim's pitch: buy the merchandise because his hope is people wear it no matter what happens in their lives.