rant · moment 20 of 24
Freedom Fest vs. the Military, and Fence-Sitters
from Gutsy | The Tim Dillon Show #315 · #315
2 min
Tim jokes that people go to Freedom Fest to feel like they're in the military without doing any work, then criticizes people who claim 'both sides are bad' as cowardly fence-sitters.
- Joining the military doesn't make sense, but it's needed—most people choose Freedom Fest instead because they can be fat, drive drunk, and avoid actual service.
- Freedom Fest lets you attend without going to a foreign country or doing sit-ups, unlike the military.
- Watching Eric Trump speak at Freedom Fest is a waste of life.
- Tim on fence-sitters: people who think both sides are equally bad are dumb.
- Tim only respects people who have permanently left the country and fled America.
- He won't leave himself but is genuinely impressed by anyone who did.