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The Freedom Fest Lineup Revealed

from Gutsy | The Tim Dillon Show #315 · #315

5 min

Tim and Ben go through the actual Freedom Fest speaker lineup (Candace Owens, Eric Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Kimberly Guilfoyle, a 2000 Mules screening) mocking it as a dying, family-friendly BYOB gathering of the dumbest remaining believers.

In this bit9 moments
  • Freedom Fest lineup includes Trump bikers and unknown speakers Tim has never heard of.
  • Tim observes the Trump rally phenomenon is over and done with.
  • Attendance has dropped so dramatically that traffic no longer backs up at Freedom Fest events.
  • Tim ranks Freedom Fest attendees as the dumbest of the dumb, with each successive month drawing even stupider people.
  • The full lineup runs from Eric Deiters and Candace Owens through a 2000 Mules screening, with fireworks and a BYOB policy.
  • Freedom Fest is happening right now in Kentucky as they record, with people giving speeches in a field.
  • These rallies didn't work when Trump was in office and aren't working now, despite the continued events.
  • Freedom Fest functions as Burning Man for people who frequent Bob's Big Boy, with radical self-reliance expressed through BYOB bourbon.
  • The ethos of the festival amounts to bringing your own bottle of Kentucky bourbon and getting loaded while buying merchandise.

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