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NASA from Gaza Supports Netanyahu (Parody Interview)
from Gaza Famine, Brigitte's Hog, & The Happiness Survey | The Tim Dillon Show #455 · #455
4 min
A satirical bit featuring a fake Gaza resident 'NASA' who effusively supports Netanyahu, blaming Hamas for starvation, claiming Palestinians aren't real people, and delivering absurd propaganda-style lines about donkeys, babies, and Israeli food deliveries.
- Tim introduces the segment: a parody interview with NASA from Gaza, a Netanyahu supporter.
- NASA explains his family was killed by Hamas tunneling under a donkey after October 7th, but he blames Hamas not Israel.
- Israel sent a warning text 20 seconds before bombing the donkey, but NASA forgot to charge his phone.
- Israel sends hummus, falafel, and baba ganoush to Gaza; NASA claims Hamas steals the food and that Hamas wives are obese.
- NASA claims Hamas members pretend to be babies, steal baby formula, wear diapers, and have their plus-size women change them.
- NASA argues Palestinians are not real people because Arafat was from Egypt.
- Many Arabs enjoy being killed because the Quran promises heaven, so they love being shot, droned, and burned by Israel.
- Tim breaks character to reject NASA's statements as Israeli propaganda.
- Tim points out NASA is literally just a leg, yet still supports Netanyahu.
- NASA's final answer: he supports Israel because he likes the techno music that comes out of the country.