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Real Estate Browsing in Morocco and Kabul for Wang

from Free SBF | The Tim Dillon Show #327 · #327

3 min

He browses actual real estate listings in Morocco and Kabul, joking about villa prices and a bizarre bathroom-shower-toilet combo, recommending Wang settle into a life on the run there.

In this bit8 moments
  • Tim suggests browsing Morocco real estate, noting you could live like a king under a million dollars in Marrakesh.
  • Better than jail — Tim evaluates a Moroccan villa as a practical option, then considers the higher-end market.
  • Tim pivots to browsing Afghanistan real estate, expressing genuine interest in owning property in Kabul.
  • Afghanistan is coming back like Detroit — Tim compares the war-torn country to a city on the rebound.
  • The listing shows stains on the floor and concrete, which Tim interprets as evidence of past violence.
  • Maybe he's wrong about Kabul — Tim admits the property search is finding decent options and notes you can trade cryptocurrencies from there.
  • The bathroom has a shower positioned over the toilet, allowing someone to defecate and shower simultaneously.
  • This is where crypto traders who lose everyone's money go — Tim identifies Kabul as a non-extradition treaty destination.
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AfghanistanMoroccoSam Bankman-FriedKabulcryptocurrencyMarrakesh

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