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Real Estate Browsing in Morocco and Kabul for Wang
from Free SBF | The Tim Dillon Show #327 · #327
3 min
He browses actual real estate listings in Morocco and Kabul, joking about villa prices and a bizarre bathroom-shower-toilet combo, recommending Wang settle into a life on the run there.
- Tim suggests browsing Morocco real estate, noting you could live like a king under a million dollars in Marrakesh.
- Better than jail — Tim evaluates a Moroccan villa as a practical option, then considers the higher-end market.
- Tim pivots to browsing Afghanistan real estate, expressing genuine interest in owning property in Kabul.
- Afghanistan is coming back like Detroit — Tim compares the war-torn country to a city on the rebound.
- The listing shows stains on the floor and concrete, which Tim interprets as evidence of past violence.
- Maybe he's wrong about Kabul — Tim admits the property search is finding decent options and notes you can trade cryptocurrencies from there.
- The bathroom has a shower positioned over the toilet, allowing someone to defecate and shower simultaneously.
- This is where crypto traders who lose everyone's money go — Tim identifies Kabul as a non-extradition treaty destination.
AfghanistanMoroccoSam Bankman-FriedKabulcryptocurrencyMarrakesh