rant · moment 19 of 23
FTX Scammers Should At Least Be Hot
from Free SBF | The Tim Dillon Show #327 · #327
2 min
He argues that if you're going to get robbed by fraudsters, they should at least be attractive, lamenting that the FTX/Alameda crew are unattractive "gym socks" rather than glamorous con artists.
- Tim imagines SBF submitting a message from jail asking to go down on his girlfriend's 'yeasty pots.'
- SBF's vegan beliefs and attempt to get out of jail based on his dietary restrictions is ridiculous.
- Tim argues that fraudsters like these should just be shot, and that America tolerates this level of fraud because it likes criminals.
- The real problem is that the people robbing you now are gross and not even hot.
- Instead of a six-foot-five guy and a woman with big breasts, we're getting robbed by ugly nerds.