rant · moment 10 of 23

Should Vegans Even Go to Jail?

from Free SBF | The Tim Dillon Show #327 · #327

3 min

A bit built on the absurd premise that SBF's veganism makes him too humane a person to belong in jail, segueing into Caroline Ellison flipping on him to save herself.

In this bit8 moments
  • A crypto CEO in the Bahamas showed up to court in disheveled clothes as a power move, like a nomad who doesn't need to shower.
  • His parents, who live in a $10 million home he bought them, gave him a long hug when the courtroom cleared.
  • Tim's premise: should vegans even go to jail, since they're humane people who refuse to harm animals?
  • The crypto guy stole $32 billion from people—not animals—so by vegan logic maybe he shouldn't face consequences.
  • His girlfriend Carolyn Allison is flipping on him now, ending their affair to save herself.
  • Tim on running a Ponzi scheme with a partner: you have to be tight, and if you get caught, you have to kill them.
  • One of the FTX guys, Mr. Wang, disappeared; another named Nish also got out before authorities could catch them.
  • Tim's advice: SBF should have poisoned Carolyn Allison instead of letting her testify against him.
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