News · moment 6 of 19
Florida: A Portal Out of This Universe
from Florida Hurricanes & Rich Nothings | The Tim Dillon Show #411 · #411
2 min
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Tim continues cataloging bizarre Florida news stories (python strangling, wrong organ removed) and jokes that any crisis, per Rahm Emanuel's logic, is a great excuse to quit your job and collect benefits.
- Florida is a portal to leave the physical universe.
- Tim could live in Florida, possibly in the Keys, but knows he'd end up strangled by a python at a WWE event.
- You have to take the good with the bad in Florida—recent cases include a diver fatally entangled in a boat propeller and a doctor removing the wrong organ.
- When a hurricane hits Florida, you're absolved to quit your job, get government benefits, and take time to find yourself.