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Ellen DeGeneres Controls the Weather with Her Mind
from Flood The Rich | The Tim Dillon Show #331 · #331
3 min
Tim riffs on an Ellen DeGeneres video from flooded Montecito, joking she's magically causing the storm, and describes how Californians are numb to fires and droughts but unprepared for flooding.
- Ellen DeGeneres is controlling the weather with her mind, creating storm conditions herself.
- Montecito is an elite area of Santa Barbara where Oprah, Ellen, and Harry and Meghan live—it got hit hardest by the flooding.
- When someone's yard lacks a retaining wall, their earth slides down into their neighbor's pool during heavy rain.
- California residents are so accustomed to fires that people won't evacuate even when flames are three houses away.
- People in California don't worry about droughts because there's always plenty of water available to shower and drink.