rant · moment 10 of 27
Pitching a Movie About the Yodel and Shake Shack
from Eurovision & Jerry Seinfeld's Pop-Tart Movie | The Tim Dillon Show #392 · #392
5 min
Tim mocks the premise of Unfrosted by imagining absurd equivalent films he could pitch with his own fame, like a movie about the invention of the Yodel snack cake or Shake Shack, and jokes no one can say no to famous people's pitches.
- Tim questions why Smithsonian Magazine treated Pop-Tarts' 1964 introduction as a world-changing event.
- If he pitched a movie about the invention of the yodel with a billion dollars and every comedian in the world, people would think he'd lost his mind.
- He should have asked the Netflix CEO if he could make a movie about the yodel instead.
- Tim wants to make a movie about how Danny Meyer put burgers on potato buns at Shake Shack.
- Pop-Tarts marketing sugar to children was probably one of the darkest things America has done, unleashing decades of obesity and addiction.
- The real movie should open with legless, hospitalized fat people and Jerry Seinfeld interviewing them about their lives ruined by sugar.
- Seinfeld should stand in hospital rooms trying to have humanity with morbidly obese bedridden people, holding their hands as they die.
- This serious film would contrast against the goofy actual movie with Snap, Crackle and Pop featuring every comedian.
Pop-TartsShake ShackJerry SeinfeldKellogg'sDanny MeyerNetflixSmithsonian MagazineHugh Grant