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Gaza Images vs. the Pop-Tart Movie

from Eurovision & Jerry Seinfeld's Pop-Tart Movie | The Tim Dillon Show #392 · #392

2 min

Tim contrasts the horrific real images coming out of Gaza on his phone with the disturbing absurdity of the Pop-Tart movie, comparing it to imagining an Abu Ghraib torture livestream playing at a deli counter.

In this bit5 moments
  • Tim describes seeing the most horrible images from Gaza on his phone—children crushed by rubble, bleeding—things no moral person can witness without being affected.
  • He claims the Pop-Tart movie is somehow worse and more disturbing than the Gaza images, then immediately defends the statement preemptively.
  • Tim argues these images would have changed public feeling about the Iraq War if people had seen live feeds of torture at Abu Ghraib while standing at a grocery store deli counter.
  • He launches into a bit about the unspoken rules of deli counter etiquette—you can't look too impatient, you have to seem grateful for your luck, and there's a precise timing to calling out your next meat order.
  • Tim walks through the anxiety of ordering at a deli: the eye contact games, the fear of interrupting too soon, the dynamics of waiting with a number in a crowd of other people with numbers.

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