rant · moment 15 of 16

Support My Career: The Only Real Answer

from Episode 152 - Feral · #152

3 min

Tim jokes that the only realistic form of activism left is supporting his own career, fantasizing about a future mansion, pool parties with a 'harem' of young men, and hollow charity dinners.

In this bit7 moments
  • Tim describes his one-week plan for LA success: get famous, buy a house in Hollywood Hills with a pool.
  • He commits to occasional charity dinners where he writes checks to organizations that take 98% for operating costs and distribute 2% to actual aid.
  • Tim jokes about giving a man new sandals right before a Darth Vader drone blows his feet off.
  • His evening ritual: night swimming because he likes it better than daytime swimming.
  • While pondering his mortality as a sinker in his pool, he contemplates whether any of this makes sense.
  • Looking out at the city of Satanists while smoking a cigarette despite not smoking.
  • Tim tells the young men that without his success, everything would be exponentially worse—it would be chaos in the streets.
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