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Heroin Advice and Make-A-Wish Shock Jock Stories
from Episode 149 - Ron Bennington (Live from Moontower) · #149
3 min
Ron jokes about loving heroin and warns young opiate users to "stay awake," then recounts his radio shock jock days where deadbeat weekend dads would bring their kids in on strip club nights disguised as Make-A-Wish visits.
- Tim recalls heroin cutting through Florida humidity better than he expected.
- Advice to young people: stay awake on opiates or you'll stop breathing and die.
- Tim wishes he could teach drug safety in schools but claims there's a restraining order keeping him 70 yards away.
- Make-A-Wish kids would request to appear on Tim's shock jock radio show, but it was really their weekend dads looking for an excuse.
- Weekend dads aren't real fathers—they're divorced guys who just want to avoid miniature golf and parenting decisions.
- Every Make-A-Wish dad who came to the show was a bad dude from Florida with missing fingers.
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