rant · moment 8 of 18
The Trans Minister's Inauguration Sermon Turned X-Rated Riff
from Elon’s Salute & The Inauguration Bishop | The Tim Dillon Show #428 · #428
9 min
Tim recreates and improvises an increasingly absurd, sexually explicit parody sermon from a bishop's inauguration plea to Trump about immigrants and LGBTQ people, spiraling into an outrageous bit about illegal immigrants having an orgy at his house.
- Segment opens with footage from Trump's inauguration service
- As soon as the minister says "let me make one final plea," everyone knows where it's heading
- The minister has a non-binary librarian vibe and the congregation shifts uncomfortably
- Bishop introduces a transgender child at the service, then a drag queen appears
- Tim riffs as the minister: "let me make one final plea with you and your fascist pig family"
- The sermon expands to cover demisexuals, sapiosexuals, and people into bondage and blood play
- Tim's minister character: "I will put strawberries in my ass, I come anally"
- Riff pivots to illegal immigrant transgender people in orgies without proper documentation
- Five illegal immigrant transgender Guatemalans in the basement on raw Molly, scared of raids
- Minister mentions immigrants are members of churches, mosques, synagogues, and "Vdara" temples
- Riff on compassion: "let people flee the Ukraine of sex with me"
- "Nobody asks for papers when you're having sex, we were all strangers until we took our clothes off"
- Tim's character describes her small clitoral penis and illegal immigrants putting it in their mouth
- The riff ends with the actual sermon conclusion about honoring dignity and speaking truth in love
- Tim reflects that the segment shows the absurdity of mixing activism with an actual service
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