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Ethos Life Insurance Ad
from Ed Sheeran, Sydney Sweeney, & Kash Patel’s Pet Fetish | The Tim Dillon Show #513 · #513
3 min
SponsorEthos
Sponsor read for Ethos life insurance, spiraling into a dark bit about blocking and suing a dead friend's widow who begged him for money to feed her starving kids.
- Tim pitches a scheme where his friend's widow posts Instagram photos of him in yoga pants to make it look like he's alive.
- His friend died without life insurance, and when the widow asked Tim for money to feed her kids, he declined to avoid creating an unhealthy dynamic.
- The widow explains her husband was hit by a car while jogging, but Tim insists his concern is protecting their relationship, not the starving children.
- Tim blocked the widow after she kept texting that her kids were starving, then stopped answering her calls because she couldn't stop crying.
- She sent Tim photos of her sad children and begged him to feed them; he blocked her and is now suing her.